“Peñapants is legen-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

Because I’m such a special mongoose, people are curious cows, so I thought I’d share myself with the world…

ENJOY!!

[In no particular order]

1.         I, Danielle Peña, am the oldest of three kids, Jennifer, and Capt. Jack Winchester Kirk Sparrow

2.       I talk to my dog when I’ve got no one around to talk to. He’s a great listener.

3.       I enjoy playing pool. I’m not that good, but luck tends to find its way to my side randomly through the game =D

4.       No I can’t remember what we learned last class, but I can repeat a lot of the random shit you just said =P

5.       I cry… a lot. Be it happy or sad, I’ll shed a few tears depending on how much it hits me, or whether I’m suffering from fatigue

6.       I laugh… at everything. An insult, something retarded, corny jokes, cheesy moments… If the jokes’ that horrible I’ll laugh at its horridness.

7.       I cry when I laugh too hard… countless times.

8.       Jokes fuel my life [see #_].

9.       Snow is life… just to the point where I won’t freeze to death. Of course having someone there keeping me warm makes it just a slightly bit tolerable

10.     I love to eat, eat, eat!

11.       “Haha, look at those turtles.” -- Hawaii 2006

12.     I love to plan, plan, plan!! Be it birthdays, Christmas potlucks, Summer BBQs, or Masquerades

13.     My family is RETARDED. And apparently I’m allowed to swear in the house… I’ve been testing it out for the past month and it seems that I’ve sworn enough for my mother not to flinch… much

14.     I text. It’s what I do best.

15.     Phone calls… hmm… I’m just an awkward mongoose when talking on the phone to people I’ve never talked on the phone to before.

16.     PURPLE

17.     I’ve got over 10.05 gigabytes of music on my computer. I’m too lazy to delete the ones I don’t really like so it’s just building up

18.     "When you’re wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... he is already out with you. That means, he said yes, when he could've said no. That means he made a plan... when he could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make him like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP." – Abel

19.     I hate it when I’m sitting on the bus and that retarded person decides to sit next to ME when almost every other seat is available… only acceptable if I like you, therefore: family, friend, or someone hot =P

20.   Chucks, Vans and my precious Purple Boots are the most awesomest shoes of my life!!

21.     I live to drive mother INSAAANNEEE =)

22.   Traveling makes you appreciate life, but never to the fullest. Not unless you’ve seen everything, which can be difficult when you don’t have the finances to back you up

23.   Been enslaved to the same independent grocery company since May 31^st, 2007.  And I’m still learning codes. The awesome thing is, is that EVERYONE, well almost everyone, just loves me so I could, basically, get away with anything I want!! Take my random Thursday shift. I got express, so I’d spent most of it off cash, inputting Thank You Card Data, doing returns, baskets, visited bakery, was five minutes late from break, got cookies from bakery, did baskets, faced the bulk items in Produce, got more cookies from bakery, more baskets, took a piss break somewhere in there. Got let upstairs before closing!! Good day =)

24.   I told myself, “I’m not conforming to facebook. It’s stupid and there’s nothing special about it…” but of course within a couple of months of saying that, I conform and became an addict =P

25.   You ask me, “Are you happy in life?”
Me: “Define happy…”

26.   “SERIOUSLY?”

27.   I use the term cow interchangeably. Depending on emotion, or who you are, the term “cow” can be a term of endearment, an insult, or just a nickname

28.   I’m scared of clowns, scary people chasing after me with a chainsaw, creepy ‘I’m-gonna-stare-you-down’ porcelain dolls, failure, looking into mirrors in the dark, that dark alley, abandonment

29.   I love really soft stuffed toys, rollercoaster’s, Capt. Jack [both Pirate and puppy]

30.   When I see a big or old or big, old dog, I have a tendency of calling them “Puppy!”

I be adding when i think of other random shit about yours trully
<3

Clearly, this is my first Live Journal Entry, and honestly I don’t even know why I bother. If you know me pretty well, or have been sitting next to me whilst I am on my computer, then I’m sure you’ve seen my retarded folder of brilliant[HAH! Yeah, I think I’m special =P] or otherwise, depressing but discontinued stories/ideas.

Honestly, I love being able to sit down, take pen to paper, or fingers to keys and just bring my thoughts and emotions to as much life as I can pull out of my ass. My only problem is that I tend to start a HELL OF A LOT of, let us call them “projects.” Right so a HELL OF A LOT of “projects, but I have yet to finish one!! Not the few, hah, *cough* novels, short stories, or personalize, or should I just say, exaggerated reflections make it to the finish line. Even my fanfiction have long left my mind and buried itself deep into its respective Potter and Supernatural folders.

Don’t ask me what any of my shit is about, cause, honestly I don’t even know. I’m just an aberrant, little first year student trying to make it through this damn rollercoaster of a life…

Well then, until next time, I’ll leave you with a little something.

“Dragons or transvestites? Who shall win the battle!?!?”

Keep your fingers crossed that this live journal thing is becomes a definite “to be continued…” thing and doesn’t get thrown into my forgotten folder of my fictitious life.